MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:
Norwegian forest cats are the best.
They look like little snow lions.
The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.
They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.
They run down trees headfirst.
They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.
They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.
In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.
Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?
Viking cats. End of story.
Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet
We have come to pronounce judgment upon those who do not respect the will of the Catmoot.
Someone isn’t too happy about your defeat in the Matrix world, Smith. Good luck standing up to that kind of beatdown.
when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person
ah, yes, as opposed to natural, organic genders harvested from the Gender Tree in the far-off, mystical Gender Land
free range gender
gluten free gender
I can’t believe it’s not gender
hormone free texas raised organic gender
genetically modified gender
cybernetically modified gender
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
And the riveting companion anthology of short stories: Am I Actually Getting Better or am I Ignoring My Problems
saying “i hate cishets” isn’t because we genuinely hate cishets? but because SO MANY of them kill people like us—- so many deny our existence, so many people we’ve trusted stabbed our backs simply because we weren’t cishet.
hate breeds more hate is downright BULLSHIT because the only way we’ve managed to make progress is by GETTING ANGRY. by shoving the facts of violence into the faces of our oppressors and make them realise that we won’t put up with this shit anymore; that we’re sick of being seen as non-human, sick of being excluded from BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS
a single ‘i hate heterosexuals because they’ve put me through the misery of being seen as inhuman for my entire life’ isnt the same as ‘i hate queers because they’re not like me. i will not legally murder them because the law feels the same’
there is NO WAY IN HELL these are the same.
one comes from those who have had enough of their suffering; the other from a system that put them through that suffering and proceeds to do that until they stand up for themselves.
What tumblr users really need to stop doing:
• post information that isn’t final and demand immediate actions
• abuse the petition system because stop
• send anon hate
•bully people for misinformation
• bully celebrities
•bully people for opinions
•STOP BEING A BUNCH OF OFFENDED PUSSIES WHO EXPECT EVERYTHING TO NOT BE TRIGGERING AND EASY FOR THEM AND FOR EVERYONE TO AGREE WITH THEM BECAUSE LIFE ISN’T EASY AND A LITTLE HARDSHIP ISN’T A BAD THING GOD