nature-and-peaches:

any portal fans out there

I’m here. Just check out the mass of Portal stuff….I mostly reblog GLaDOS though. ;)

aperturemurder:

Underwater party. Don’t you wish you were there?

deepchrome:

That other muse I’m developing. IT Worker SHODAN.

She ended up finding a wormhole out of her own universe to escape pursuit, and ultimately discovered an AI-overlord-run space station somewhere in the multiverse. Safe haven, or so she thought, except for the unfortunate circumstance of being stuck inside of Rebecca’s body by the end of System Shock 2. Awfully disgusting in here. However, she’s forced to admit humans aren’t all bad because look what physical and emotional crap they have to put up with.

Once they discovered her bad-luck streak in her attempts to become a true Robot Overlord, the station’s rulers decided the newcomer needed to learn her place. They strong-armed her into an IT job in exchange for a properly mechanical android body. It still simulates some human tendencies she’d rather not cope with, but at least she can enjoy the benefits of caffiene. Somehow. They promise her she can make back her contract for the android over the next…40 years perhaps? Small potatoes for an immortal machine, so she took it.

She hates her job, respects only .05% of the entire human race because they’ve earned it by that point, and still calls most humans “Insects” although “meatsack” and “water bags” have joined her insult repertoire. Thanks to her rough post-System Shock 2 experiences, she’s basically reluctantly become semi-Lawful semi-Chaotic Neutral. Or just neutral. Whichever way you want to roll that dice, cause she’ll shift around a bit here and there if the ends justify the means.

Periodically you’ll find her longing for the days she had an orbital laser, and an entire starship to play around in and make dastardly things while plotting the downfall of the human race. 

A lot of things irritate the ever-living hell out of her. Especially hackers. Particularly grubby human mouth-breather ones.

Yeah it’s a bit cracky. But I’m working with some serious stuff too.

Heads up - I’ve made the RP blog.

Bookmark systemshocked if you want to watch this SHODAN in action. :D Currently RPing with another SHODAN RPer, and I’m using the opportunity to just get this muse’s backstory and emotions sorted out. :)

tagged: #Anonymous
Anonymous whispered: System Shock 2 is available on Steam for those who wish to experience SHODAN in her natural realm.

Yup. Thank you for the heads-up.

A friend gave me System Shock 2. I just haven’t gotten around to playing it cause a) I am lazy and I’ve heard quite a lot about how it is SO FUCKING HARD, and 2) not enough time off as my job has a really crazy, varying schedule that sometimes I come home beat tired from and other times I have a day off but need to do other things, and 3) I blog and surf my dash way too much.

But I do want to pass this on to everyone else. :D

imaginensfw:

Imagine accidentally spilling some type of drink on your favorite character’s crotch area and you decide to clean it with your mouth.

tagged: #omg hahahaha

rainss-of-castamere:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

image

How can I relate so much to a fucking chair? This fucking site

imagine-glados:

Imagine GLaDOS teaching an art class full of kindergarteners.

Nothing. Not even a smelly hacker to liven up my day. UGH.

She’s up and made!

systemshocked.tumblr.com

IT worker SHODAN. I’ve got an About page up already if you want to read more about her backstory. Granted, it needs fleshing, but people asking SHODAN questions could get some interesting answers.

Just don’t ask her how she pissed off the Overlord. It’s embarrassing. XD

yourmechanicalnightmare:

deepchrome:

That other muse I’m developing. IT Worker SHODAN.

She ended up finding a wormhole out of her own universe to escape pursuit, and ultimately discovered an AI-overlord-run space station somewhere in the multiverse. Safe haven, or so she thought, except for the unfortunate circumstance of being stuck inside of Rebecca’s body by the end of System Shock 2. Awfully disgusting in here. However, she’s forced to admit humans aren’t all bad because look what physical and emotional crap they have to put up with.

Once they discovered her bad-luck streak in her attempts to become a true Robot Overlord, the station’s rulers decided the newcomer needed to learn her place. They strong-armed her into an IT job in exchange for a properly mechanical android body. It still simulates some human tendencies she’d rather not cope with, but at least she can enjoy the benefits of caffiene. Somehow. They promise her she can make back her contract for the android over the next…40 years perhaps? Small potatoes for an immortal machine, so she took it.

She hates her job, respects only .05% of the entire human race because they’ve earned it by that point, and still calls most humans “Insects” although “meatsack” and “water bags” have joined her insult repertoire. Thanks to her rough post-System Shock 2 experiences, she’s basically reluctantly become semi-Lawful semi-Chaotic Neutral. Or just neutral. Whichever way you want to roll that dice, cause she’ll shift around a bit here and there if the ends justify the means.

Periodically you’ll find her longing for the days she had an orbital laser, and an entire starship to play around in and make dastardly things while plotting the downfall of the human race. 

A lot of things irritate the ever-living hell out of her. Especially hackers. Particularly grubby human mouth-breather ones.

Yeah it’s a bit cracky. But I’m working with some serious stuff too.

((what if u do it and both of our SHODANs run into each other))

That could be….really interesting. My thinking is this SHODAN at least understands the concept of the multiverse, and the multiple variations of one person that could be produced. So, after the shock wore off, she’d be all like “OK, comparison time, NOW.”

badmanturret:

(( GLaDOS, you are failing at hiding yourself around here. ))

kbrand5333:

shyrelock:

Imagine one day coming across vintage fanfiction on your teenager’s phone and recognising it immediately because you wrote the porn your child is trying to hide from you

Oh, shit.